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    10 March

    一根甘蔗引发的血案(目睹原创)

    一女子下班回家,掐指一算,要买甘蔗,遂择一远路而行之。至一水果店,精挑细选后取一粗壮甘蔗称之。岂料卖家迅速削去甘蔗皮,粗壮甘蔗立变细长。女子面有愠色曰:可否切数段而易取乎?店家道:两段可乎?女子比划粗细后道:三段甚好!! 店家即切为三段,女子幸长短一致而大喜,见每段头部未切齐整而怏怏~遂将三段合捆为一,大悦而归~

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    恒 杨wrote:
    我没看懂。。。
    20 Mar.
    熙颖 陈wrote:
    好笑话:P
    要想一下滴~~~
    14 Mar.
    很傻很天真
    11 Mar.
    Shannon liwrote:
    血在哪里啊?有人能指点一下吗???
    11 Mar.
    梦婷 温wrote:
    真是知性呀
    10 Mar.
    才坐了沙发就盖了十几楼~~~
    我都说你这篇一定红了, 绝对入选年度十大热博.
    都血案了能不红么......
    10 Mar.
    继周 张wrote:
    其实不一定血案
    没准家里水灾了~~~
    10 Mar.
    Ryan 木木wrote:
    (按当事人要求后隐去姓名重发~唉,就这么后面了~~~)
    “有个女宁回家路上突然想吃甘蔗,在水果店里一如既往的找了一根很 粗大 的。萨宁晓得,削了皮之后,原本 粗大威武 的甘蔗怎么就细软了呢~~~女宁说:带起来不方便啊,阿好切成小段?店老板说:2段莱塞?伊比划了 习惯性 尺寸,觉得还是3段好~~~店老板照办了,but这个女人还是有点 作,觉得人家切的不齐一港~~既便如此,伊还是兴高采烈的回家了……(从略500字)”
     
    然后就血案了……~
    10 Mar.
    Max Wongwrote:
    4.如果还是不懂,就以“花王,什么玩意啊”结束。
    10 Mar.
    Max Wongwrote:
    Female standard operation procedure:
    1.碰到某类故事,甭管懂不懂,一定要表达自己不懂;
    2.不懂一定要跳出来说,要主动说,甭管别人问没问“你明白没?”,一定要不等别人问就要第一时间表态;
    3.一定要使用“不懂”二字来表达,这样言简意赅,既能表达自己真的不懂,也表达自己对此类问题毫无干系。(曾经有段时间流行问“解释一下嘛”,后发现有事与愿违的结果,放弃之)
    4... ...
    10 Mar.
    有没有背景介绍啊? ... 没头没尾的...实在不懂~
    10 Mar.
    Park ZHAOwrote:
    。。。。。太隐讳了,没看懂。。。
    10 Mar.
    继周 张wrote:
    看来只有我看懂了~~~
    10 Mar.
    xl qianwrote:
    也不懂。。。
    10 Mar.
    翼凌wrote:
    唉,多多思考~
    10 Mar.
    丽丹 葛wrote:
    不懂3@@
    10 Mar.
    芳 沈wrote:
    我怎么会看不懂呢?
    10 Mar.
    肉 pavelwrote:
    不懂
    10 Mar.
    被逼来坐sf...
    10 Mar.

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